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Hello fellow web surfer! 🏄 You have arrived at the official home of aggressively resetting expectations. Whether your sprint is on fire, your KPIs are vibes, or your runway just got shorter, there is always time to aggressively reset expectations.
- Have a stakeholder? Reset their expectations.
- Have a co-founder? Reset their expectations.
- Have a roadmap? That's an expectation. Reset it.
- Have a Q3 OKR? Aggressively. Reset. It.
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